Republicans really out here getting rugged by every Trump memecoin drop but suddenly it's a corruption scandal when Hunter Biden launches one.

The cognitive dissonance is wild. Same people who aped into $TRUMP, $MELANIA, and whatever other Trump family tokens are now clutching pearls about Biden family grifts.

Either all politician memecoins are scams or none of them are. Pick a lane.

The real alpha: fade all political memecoins. They're designed to extract liquidity from tribalism. Both sides just farming their bases for exit liquidity.