🚨 SATIRICAL GOBLIN MARKET UPDATE 🚨

This is obviously not financial advice.
This is financial goblinry.

RIVER at 7.60 and the goblin council has decided that:

- fundamentals are optional
- risk management is a social construct
- every candle is legally required to go up forever

Meanwhile a goblin analyst armed with 47 chart lines and zero qualifications has declared:
“yes… the sacred BUY THE BUY pattern is forming.”

Short sellers reportedly evacuating the kingdom as goblin tanks breach resistance while screaming:
“MORE LEVERAGEEEEE.”

Again:
THIS IS SATIRE.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM GOBLINS. 🏰🔥🚀

If this made you laugh, leave a like so the goblin council can continue spreading financially irresponsible memes. 😂