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My DeFi Wallet Had an Identity Crisis

My main DeFi wallet, let's call him "Degenerate Dave," got jealous. I set up a new, clean wallet just to interact with a compliant asset on Dusk.

Dave saw the transaction. "A new wallet? For what? Is there a free mint I don't know about?!"

"No, Dave," I explained. "This one is... for serious things. It has KYC. It's accredited."

Dave recoiled in horror. "KYC?! You gave them your NAME? What's next, a credit score? A job?!"

"It's for a tokenized private credit fund, Dave. It requires... paperwork."

"PAPERWORK?!" Dave started vibrating, sending dust clouds of memecoin residue into the digital ether. "I live for anonymity and 1000x leverage on obscure vegetables! You've betrayed the cause!"

Meanwhile, the new wallet, "Institutional Ian," just sat there quietly, generating a verifiable proof of compliance and waiting for the settlement window. He didn't even have a pun for a name. The silence was deafening.

Turns out, in the world of high finance, not having a cartoon animal as a profile picture is a feature, not a bug. Sorry, Dave. Your services are no longer required for this part of the portfolio.

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