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Here's a funny X-style post about Sushi token (the SushiSwap governance token that's been rolling around DeFi since 2020).

POV:
You finally find the perfect girl – she's exotic, a little spicy, promises to feed you forever, and her name is $SUSHI 🍣
But then she ghosts you harder than Chef Nomi in 2020, dumps all the dev funds, and leaves you holding the bag at $23 ATH like 'wasabi in the eyes' pain 😭

Now she's chilling at ~$0.21, still whispering 'stake me for fees bb' while your portfolio looks like day-old nigiri.

Moral: Never trust anything named after food in crypto. Except maybe $BANANA
... wait no, same energy.

Who else got rugged by this tasty scamqueen? HODL or fold? 😂
#SUSHI #DeFi! #cryptodiet #sushitime

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When your crypto portfolio looks like a chaotic grocery list but the only thing ‘on sale’ is your sanity.🛒📉 #BTC #cryptodiet $BTC
911.1PM DYING – Me checking my portfolio after believing this time it’s different.💀📊