DAG 📈

DAG is so cheap that my calculator thinks I’m entering a phone number. 😂

Me:

“Calculator, calculate my profit if DAG reaches $100.”

Calculator:

“Error.”

Me:

“Try again.”

Calculator:

“ERROR.”

Me:

“Why?”

Calculator:

“I’m not emotionally prepared for this.” 😂😂🚀

DAG:

“See you at $100.”

Calculator:

“I’m resigning.” 💀#dag