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#BTC #USDT #WeakDollar $BTC Sure! Here’s a satirical article about weak cryptocurrencies — those that were born from a tweet and died from just "liking":
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Weak cryptocurrencies: When jokes turn into investments
In the era of cryptocurrencies, you don’t need to be an economic expert or a technological genius; it’s enough to have a funny tweet or a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses… and voilà, a new coin is launched!
Weak cryptocurrencies, or as investors like to call them "irreplaceable opportunities", are projects with no plan, no utility, and no future… yet they attract thousands of well-meaning people who dreamed of becoming rich before breakfast.
How are these coins born?
Simply:
A 16-year-old enters a suspicious website.
He creates a coin he names: "ToTheMoonInShaAllah Coin".
He puts an image of its logo "an eggplant riding a rocket".
He sends it to Twitter and writes: "Buy now before the explosion!! 🚀".
Within 24 hours, thousands of investors find themselves having invested all their savings in a coin whose real value barely exceeds the price of a milk carton. Then the journey begins:
🚀 The price suddenly rises due to collective excitement.
😎 "Experts" say: This is the currency of the future!
📉 Then it crashes, of course.
🤡 And the investor is left holding his digital wallet, convincing himself that "the market will recover" while sipping mint tea to calm his nerves.
Are these coins really worthless?
Yes, mostly. Their name alone exposes them:
RugPullCoin.
InuShibaBabyMarsX (a coin that hasn’t been born yet but is already in debt).
LOLtoken (which literally means "laughing coin").
These coins come to take what’s left of your mind and money and leave you with valuable lessons, the most important of which is:
"Never trust a coin whose logo is a cartoon drawing and whose entire team is only on TikTok."
The conclusion?
Weak cryptocurrencies are like quick love stories: they start with amazement, explode with emotion, and end up deleted from memory (and the wallet). So, if someone offers you to buy "BananaCoin", just tell them: "Thanks, I have real bananas at home, and I benefit from them".
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Would you like me to write it in Algerian dialect? Or add the name of your own fictional coin to build a joke on it?