$BTC BTC ROAST SESSION 🔥😭

BTC be like: "I'm decentralized" but moves exactly when Powell sneezes 🤧💀

Me: _buys BTC at $86k_ 🤑
BTC 5 mins later: $83,900 📉
Me: 👁️👄👁️

BTC girlfriends vs BTC:

Girlfriend: "Where is this going?" 💅
BTC: Dips 30% then says "trust the process baby" 😏🚀

Wallet status:
- $10 in BTC 🪙
- Checking price 47 times a day 📱
- Net worth still $10 💀

BTC is the only thing that can be up 3.4% today, down 29% this year, and your uncle still says "told you it was a scam" 🙏😂

We going to $100k or we coping?