๐ฝ $TRUMP: Steak, Patriotism & -87% Unrealized Losses
Last night, Trump hosted a โrelaxing dinnerโ for the top holders of his memecoin.
Average loss per guest? Roughly $8 million.
But spirits were high โ or at least artificially inflated.
The menu included:
โข Steak
โข Merch
โข Patriotism
โข Unrealistic Hope
โข And a generous serving of Promisesโข
Quote of the night:
โCrypto is our future. America is great again.
And you guysโฆ youโll be in profit soon.
#Allegedly.โ
They nodded.
Some from belief.
Most from dehydration โ after an 87% drawdown.
But every fairy tale ends at sunrise.
This morning:
โข Trump announced a 50% tariff on the EU starting June 1
โข And a 25% penalty on Apple if iPhones arenโt made in the USA
Markets screamed.
Investors Googled: โCan I hedge PTSD with options?โ
Lesson of the day:
Trump can soothe a crypto investor โ but only until breakfast.
Then itโs protectionism, chaos, and fresh red candles.
He walks the tightrope between Crypto Messiah and Trade War Warlord.
And markets? Still the unwilling hostages.
Last night, Trump hosted a โrelaxing dinnerโ for the top holders of his memecoin.
Average loss per guest? Roughly $8 million.
But spirits were high โ or at least artificially inflated.
The menu included:
โข Steak
โข Merch
โข Patriotism
โข Unrealistic Hope
โข And a generous serving of Promisesโข
Quote of the night:
โCrypto is our future. America is great again.
And you guysโฆ youโll be in profit soon.
#Allegedly.โ
They nodded.
Some from belief.
Most from dehydration โ after an 87% drawdown.
But every fairy tale ends at sunrise.
This morning:
โข Trump announced a 50% tariff on the EU starting June 1
โข And a 25% penalty on Apple if iPhones arenโt made in the USA
Markets screamed.
Investors Googled: โCan I hedge PTSD with options?โ
Lesson of the day:
Trump can soothe a crypto investor โ but only until breakfast.
Then itโs protectionism, chaos, and fresh red candles.
He walks the tightrope between Crypto Messiah and Trade War Warlord.
And markets? Still the unwilling hostages.
