jokes

Crypto market today:

Bitcoin: “I’m going to the moon 🚀”

Short sellers: “Yeah… we’re going somewhere too.” 💀

Ethereum: “Should I follow?”

Solana: “Already on the way. 🏃‍♂️”

Retail traders: “Is this the bull run?”

Crypto market: “Bro, I just moved 5%. Relax.” 😂

At this point, crypto isn’t an investment.
It’s a daily emotional workout. 🤣
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#solana