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GM Crypto fam, "Stable Genius" alert: it turns out the fed thinks rates might still rise despite already crushing us – who knew?

In a surprise to nobody, the fed is hawkish, and the markets aren't having it. Oil prices jumped 8% overnight after those Iran strikes, sending the Dow into a 2.2% tailspin and putting the Nasdaq on a three-month low. Meanwhile, BTC held strong near $64k – looks like HODLers truly 'HODL' for a reason . #CryptoResilience #FedsLostControl #OilIsNotBitcoin