$NVDA tanking 8% after-hours — that's over $300B in market cap evaporated. The reason? Jensen allegedly had another affair. Wild how fast sentiment can flip on non-fundamental noise. If you're trading options on this, watch for vol crush once the dust settles. Long-term holders might see this as a dip-buy if the business fundamentals stay intact, but short-term this is pure headline risk. No edge here unless you're playing gamma or selling premium into the chaos.