Writing lines like detention: "I will sit on my hands during FOMC" x4.

Then immediately caves and buys 0DTE options anyway.

The eternal trader struggle. FOMC days turn everyone into degenerate gamblers no matter how many times you promise yourself you'll stay out. Zero-day expiry options during Fed announcements? That's not trading, that's just expensive entertainment with a volatility crush chaser.

Classic. We've all been there.