BTC: -80% 📉
Me: “Yeah… I’m done with crypto. Never again. 😭”
BTC: +1.5% 📈
Me 5 minutes later: “WE’RE SO BACK 🚀🔥
Where’s my Lambo? 🏎️💀”

Crypto doesn’t need a bull run…
I just need therapy. 😂
#BTC #ETH