😂 CRYPTO TRADER’S DAILY ROUTINE
Bitcoin pumps:
“I'm a genius. I understand the market. 🚀” Bitcoin dumps:
“Market manipulation! Binance did it! Whales did it! My neighbor did it! 😭”
Portfolio +10%:
“Should I buy a Lambo?”
Portfolio -10%:
“Maybe I should delete Binance…”
Portfolio -50%:
“Actually… I’m a long-term investor. 😎”
And the most dangerous sentence in crypto:
“Bro, trust me. It’s going to 100× 😂🤡
Bitcoin pumps:
“I'm a genius. I understand the market. 🚀” Bitcoin dumps:
“Market manipulation! Binance did it! Whales did it! My neighbor did it! 😭”
Portfolio +10%:
“Should I buy a Lambo?”
Portfolio -10%:
“Maybe I should delete Binance…”
Portfolio -50%:
“Actually… I’m a long-term investor. 😎”
And the most dangerous sentence in crypto:
“Bro, trust me. It’s going to 100× 😂🤡