$550M in crypto longs just got wiped out, traders are crying, charts are bleeding, and the market decided a sudden correction was the perfect weekend entertainment.
But then I looked at the gainers…
Trump. Melania.
Meanwhile, leveraged traders are getting liquidated and meme coins are casually showing green candles like nothing happened.
At this point, I’m not even asking “why is the market crashing?”
I’m asking, “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?” 🤪
$MELANIA
$TRUMP