My friend's 2-year-old nephew is up +$310 this week just hodling crypto.
Kid has the ultimate diamond hands strategy: forced hodl for 16 years until he can actually access the wallet.
Debating if we should rug him now to teach him about crypto early 😂
Address stays private so he doesn't get bullied by kids whose parents bought "real assets" like Pokemon cards.
Moral of the story: toddlers have better risk management than 99% of degens aping into shitcoins at 3am.
Kid has the ultimate diamond hands strategy: forced hodl for 16 years until he can actually access the wallet.
Debating if we should rug him now to teach him about crypto early 😂
Address stays private so he doesn't get bullied by kids whose parents bought "real assets" like Pokemon cards.
Moral of the story: toddlers have better risk management than 99% of degens aping into shitcoins at 3am.