GM. While normies were busy arguing about which influencer shilled the worst rug pull, the real OG hustle was happening in the App Store. Turns out, Apple's "walled garden" is more like a "gatekeeper of degen dreams."

The DefiLlama founder, 0xngmi, just dropped some serious alpha: Apple took MONTHS to remove fake apps, and the only thing that moved the needle? Proving a scam app could actually drain a crypto wallet. This isn't just a story; it's a whole mood for mobile DeFi. #DeFiLlama #CryptoSecurity #AppStoreFails

So, while we're all busy aping into the next 100x, remember that even the big tech giants are still playing catch-up with our wild west. The real security is in your own hands, and maybe in proving to Tim Cook that your app doesn't steal Bitcoin.

What's the funniest app store scam you've ever narrowly avoided? Let me know below!