🤯 CRYPTO THERAPY SESSION: Your Portfolio Has Trust Issues!
We all know the market is volatile…
But did you ever think your crypto portfolio might just be… emotionally unstable? 😅
Introducing: Crypto Personality Types!
🔸 The Overthinker (You):
· Checks charts 37 times a day
· Panic-sells the second it’s red
· Buys back 2 hours later in FOMO
🔸 The HODLer (Your Cool Friend):
· Buys. Forgets.
· Returns in 2030 to a Lambo
· Doesn’t even know what a “stop-loss” is
🔸 The DeFi Degenerate (Your Crazy Cousin):
· Farming tokens you can’t even pronounce
· “Apy? Oh, this is 12,946% – totally safe.”
· Sleeps with Ledger under pillow
🔸 The Bitcoin Maxi (Your Serious Uncle):
· “Everything is a sh!tcoin except BTC”
· Still uses a paper wallet from 2013
· Thinks NFTs are devil’s work
We’ve all got a little of each inside us…
Which one are you channeling this week? 😂💬
Drop your personality below 👇
No judgment here—only love, chaos, and maybe some gainzzz. 💛
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