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🚨 $BTC 構造が崩れました。

3月の間に価格を支えていた上昇サポート？壊れました。
再テスト？拒否されました。

今、#bitcoin 価格は重要な抵抗のすぐ下にぶら下がっています。
これは dip というよりも…次の下落前の罠のように見えます。

🎯 エントリーゾーン: $68.5K – $69K
🛑 ストップロス: $70K
🎯 TP1: $65.7K
🎯 TP2: $63K
🎯 TP3: $60K

もし弱気派がコントロールを維持すれば、滝のように急速に始まるかもしれません。
緑のキャンドルを追いかけている#AprilFool にならないでください。

📢 BREAKING NEWS
The government has officially announced a new internet taxation policy based on per-minute usage across Pakistan.
👉 1 minute of WhatsApp = Rs 2
👉 1 minute of TikTok = Rs 5
👉 1 minute of YouTube = Rs 10
Additionally,
⚠️ Any user found using a VPN will have their mobile services automatically blocked.
Authorities have reportedly begun testing this system, and it is expected to be implemented nationwide starting tomorrow.
💬 Inform your friends immediately to avoid any inconvenience.

👉 April Fool 😂🔥
#BREAKING #DadaNews_crypto_ #BitcoinPrices #BTC #AprilFool
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Happy Birthday To You @CZ
Joke 😜 Day
#AprilFool #czJoke $NOM $STO $KERNEL

🚀 Binance Launches “Smart Sweep” – Automatic On-Chain Refunds

Starting today, unused dust balances, stranded gas funds, and failed transaction fees will be automatically swept and returned to your Funding Wallet.

Powered by a new smart contract, “Smart Sweep” detects idle on-chain assets across 12 supported networks and consolidates them — zero gas fees, zero clicks.

✅ No action required
✅ First wave: 10% of active users (random selection)
✅ Opt-out available until 23:59 UTC

Full terms and eligibility in the official announcement.

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🐟 Just kidding — Happy April Fools’ Day!
No funds were swept in the making of this post.
#PoissonDavril #AprilFool #Binance

Don't believe everything you see 👀Today
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#AprilFool