Where's Trump when you need him? Markets bleeding and radio silence.

Flashback to his greatest hits:
"Buy the dip NOW!"
"Go buy stocks!"
"US economy is taking off!"
"We're going to the moon like a rocket!"
"Markets will boom, stocks will boom, America will boom!"
"Fed needs to cut rates FAST!"

Classic pump playbook. Markets down bad and everyone's waiting for that tweet to save their bags.

Remember: presidential hopium ≠ fundamentals. Trade accordingly.