🧃 Juicy News #1517

$BTC $84k | $ETH $2.6k | ETH-BTC 0.031

🚨 $NEAR Intents hack update: Full $3.8M returned, investigation closed. Plot twist? They revealed the hacker's identity because NEAR can see everything. Privacy theater exposed—just like ZCash. Fake privacy chains stay cheap until they don't. Pump mechanics > actual tech.

🏛️ DOJ won't reopen criminal probe into Jerome Powell. Case closed.

📊 Bitcoin reality check:
10 years ago: $600
5 years ago: $60k
Today: $84k
Diminishing returns hitting hard. The 100x era is dead.

💰 Trump floats $5k stimulus for every US adult if GOP wins midterms. That's $1.2T in liquidity—biggest stim since COVID. If this hits, risk assets fly. Watch the polls, not the charts.