🔥 $USELESS Beat Dogecoin This Week. Someone Should Rename It The name was a joke. The chart isn't laughing with anyone. There's a Solana meme coin literally called Useless Coin. A week ago it was worth $93 million. Today it's sitting at $289 million, up 29% in the last 24 hours alone, quietly sliding past rank 144 on the charts. What actually happened: Bybit Alpha added it on September 4, open interest broke past $100M almost overnight. This week Bithumb listed it and a single whale dropped $3.2M right into the announcement. A day later Upbit, Korea's biggest exchange, added it too. Three listings, three legs up, in under a week. USELESS is up 444% in a month now; more than Dogecoin, more than Shiba Inu, the two coins that basically invented this category. Worth saying plainly: there's no product here. No roadmap, no utility, nothing to point to except liquidity chasing liquidity and exchanges racing to list it first. That's not a knock, that's just what it is. Top wallets still hold a big chunk of supply, so this can unwind exactly as fast as it built. For now, the coin that named itself after having no purpose is one of the best performers in crypto this month. Somebody's laughing, and it's probably whoever named it. #Altcoin Season# #Macro Insights# #BTC Price Analysis#