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🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: $IP

The U.S. Supreme Court rules that Trump does not have absolute immunity in the Epstein case, and the president can now be summoned to appear before the court. $ZRO
$NAORIS

🚨 JUST IN: $STO

Goldman Sachs raises 2026 oil forecasts to $85/barrel for Brent and $79 for WTI due to what it calls the largest-ever supply shock from Hormuz disruptions. $XPIN
$FORTH

🚨 Just IN 🚨 $DASH

Pakistan has increased the price of high-octane petrol by Rs 200. $TST

Rates jump from Rs 105.37 to Rs 305.37 per litre. $GLMR

⚡️LATEST: $PIVX

🇷🇺🇪🇺 Russia's Kirill Dmitriev says Europe can now enjoy "no oil" and "no gas." $GUA
$RAVE

🚨 BREAKING: $INTC

OIL opened at $101 but then erased the gains, slipping below $97 and turning negative after 30 minutes of trading. $AMZN

U.S. stock futures are now recovering. $PLTR

🚨BREAKING: $EWJ

🇯🇵 Japan's Nikkei 225 stock market futures fall 4% after Iran threatens to "completely close" Strait of Hormuz. $PIPPIN
$TRUTH

JUST IN: $EWY
🇻🇳🇷🇺 Vietnam to sign energy deals with Russia as fuel prices surge due to war in Iran. $SIREN
$EWJ

🩸CRASH: $XAU

Gold and silver just wiped out $1.7 TRILLION as Trump’s deadline to Iran approaches. $XAG

Only 21 hours left, expect more volatility. $XPD

JUST IN: $SIREN
🇷🇺 Russia says the war in the Middle East is heading toward escalation. $JCT
$BLUAI

🚨BREAKING: $GIGGLE

Despite a severe gas shortage caused by the loss of Qatari gas and sanctions on Russian gas, the Netherlands is permanently closing its largest gas field in Groningen by filling it with concrete. $VIC

So smart 👍 $SIREN

🚨 THE ULTRA-RICH TURNS TO GEMSTONES $XAU

Amid economic and geopolitical uncertainty, ultra-wealthy investors are increasingly moving into tangible assets like rubies, sapphires, and emeralds as demand for hard assets continues to rise, CNBC reports. $PYR
$BROCCOLIF3B

📈 BREAKING: $JELLYJELLY

OIL PRICES ARE SET TO RISE FURTHER AS WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST ESCALATES $TUT
$PROVE

🚨 JUST IN: $NAORIS
SAM ALTMAN WARNS GEN Z IS SOON GOING TO MAKE NO DECISIONS WITHOUT ASKING CHATGPT $BLESS
$TA

JUST IN: $TRIA
🇺🇸🇮🇷 U.S war against Iran hits an estimated cost of $27,800,000,000 since strikes began. $TA
$BR

🚨BREAKING: $TRUMP

🇮🇷 Iran warns it will "completely close" the Strait of Hormuz after President Trump threatens to "obliterate" its power plants. $BLUAI
$JCT

🚨 BIG BREAKING: $龙虾

🇮🇳 Indian chemical market to grow 8–9% CAGR amid global pressures. (mckinsey) $IR
$XAG

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸BREAKING: $SANTOS
Iran is not seeking a ceasefire but a complete, lasting end to the war, says Iran's Foreign Minister. $GIGGLE
$WOO

💥BULLISH: $UP
Strategy CEO Phong Le says Morgan Stanley could pour $160B into Bitcoin with just a 2% allocation.

🚀Massive potential inflows ahead! $SN3

🔥The future is here! $LAB

📈 JUST IN: $BRETT
After nearly two months of active net selling, net buying in #BTC is finally being observed, according to CryptoQuant. $PORTO
$FARM

JUST IN: $SENT
🇷🇺🇮🇷 Russia says the killing of Iranian leaders "will not go without consequences." $DAM
$GRASS