My Portfolio in 2026! 😭💾

Friend: "Bro, there is so much money in crypto, right?" đŸ€‘
Me (looking at my -80% portfolio): "Yeah bro, the money is there... it's just exclusively in red color!" 🔮📉

Every single time I try to 'Buy the Dip', the market says: "Son, the dip has only just begun!" đŸ“‰đŸƒâ€â™‚ïž
Anyone here holding a green-colored membership card? 🟱😂

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