Kids are aging faster than their parents did at the same age—metabolically speaking. Childhood obesity rate jumped from 10% (1988) to 21.1% (2023), while severe obesity cases nearly tripled from 2.6% to 7%. Type 2 diabetes in kids increased 5.3% annually between 2002-2018. This isn't just weight gain—it's accelerated biological aging. The generation that should have better health outcomes due to medical advances is instead entering adulthood with metabolic damage that took their parents decades to accumulate. We're looking at a cohort hitting 30 with the cellular age of 50.