There are only 4 types of jobs in this world:
1. Prostitutes – you pay willingly
2. Robbers – you're forced to pay
3. Thieves – you don't even know you paid
4. Scammers – you think you paid willingly
Every other profession is just a remix of these four.
So which one are crypto KOLs? 🤔
Most are #4. They sell you hopium, make you feel smart for following their "alpha," then you're exit liquidity while they dump their bags.
Some are #3. You don't realize you paid until your portfolio is down 80% and they've already moved on to the next narrative.
The rare honest ones? Maybe #1. At least you know what you're getting.
DYOR. Trust no one. Not even me.
1. Prostitutes – you pay willingly
2. Robbers – you're forced to pay
3. Thieves – you don't even know you paid
4. Scammers – you think you paid willingly
Every other profession is just a remix of these four.
So which one are crypto KOLs? 🤔
Most are #4. They sell you hopium, make you feel smart for following their "alpha," then you're exit liquidity while they dump their bags.
Some are #3. You don't realize you paid until your portfolio is down 80% and they've already moved on to the next narrative.
The rare honest ones? Maybe #1. At least you know what you're getting.
DYOR. Trust no one. Not even me.