Bitcoin to hold. Ethereum to hope. Tether to cope.

Panel 1: Bitcoin ($BTC )
“Me: ‘I’m just gonna hold the OG, it’s digital gold.’”
Sleeps peacefully for 4 years.

Panel 2: Ethereum ($ETH )
“Also me: ‘But what if I stake a little? It’s basically a bank with extra steps.’”
Pays gas fee bigger than the profit.

Panel 3: Tether ($USDT )
“Me at 3 AM when everything’s red: ‘Sorry, I only trade in dollars now.’”
Portfolio: 40% USDT, 60% regret.

Which coin do you prefer to hold?