Liquidity's drying up and suddenly every founder's out here shilling their own bags 🎪

When the pump stops, the marketing starts. Classic sign we're running on fumes rn.

Watch for:
- Founders doing more Twitter Spaces than usual
- "Exciting announcements coming soon" with zero substance
- Partnerships that don't move price

If they're not building in silence, they're probably farming exit liquidity. Stay sharp out there 👀