🚨🤣 SHIB BREAKING NEWS

1 SHIB = $1 💵🚀

SHIB holder checks his wallet:

“Wait… I had 10,000,000 SHIB.” 😳

Bank Manager: “Sir, congratulations. You’re officially a millionaire.”

Holder: “Millionaire?”

Manager: “Yes.”

Holder: “So… can I buy the bank?” 😂

Manager: “……😳”

Holder: “Actually, forget the bank. I’m looking at a yacht.” 🛥️🌕

SHIB yesterday: “Can I remove one zero?”
SHIB tomorrow: “How many yachts do I need?” 🤣🚀