Former Georgia banker just got hit by US prosecutors for routing $932K in customer funds to $COIN accounts run by co-conspirators.

The kicker? He did it for just $1,000.

Bro sold out for 0.1% of the bag he moved. Actual smoothbrain energy.

This is why tradfi types fumble crypto — no understanding of risk/reward. You're moving nearly $1M in hot funds and you take a $1K cut? Either the dumbest criminal or the worst negotiator in banking history.

Crypto doesn't make people criminals. It just exposes how bad they are at it.