Some anon built a fully autonomous trading bot with Jev in like 12 hours. It's live, ingesting onchain + offchain data in real-time, making decisions faster than you can refresh your portfolio.

Result? Down $31,680 already.

This is the degen dream: automate the pain, scale the losses. Wild what you can ship in a night when you stop overthinking it. But maybe backtesting > vibes next time.