🚨 BREAKING: ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!!

🇯🇵 OVER ¥25,000,000,000,000.00 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE JAPANESE STOCK MARKET IN 10 MINUTES.

JAPAN IS NOW DUMPING ALL U.S. TREASURIES IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO PREVENT A TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE.

THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR GLOBAL MARKETS…