What my mom thinks I do: 📈 "Stock market genius"
What I actually do: đŸ“±đŸ˜­ Refresh charts, buy high, sell low,
eat ramen 🍜, and call losses "experience points"

Portfolio: -42%
Ego: +100%
We winning đŸ’Ș😂

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