đš SATIRICAL GOBLIN MARKET UPDATE đš
This is obviously not financial advice.
This is financial goblinry.
RIVER at 7.60 and the goblin council has decided that:
- fundamentals are optional
- risk management is a social construct
- every candle is legally required to go up forever
Meanwhile a goblin analyst armed with 47 chart lines and zero qualifications has declared:
âyes⊠the sacred BUY THE BUY pattern is forming.â
Short sellers reportedly evacuating the kingdom as goblin tanks breach resistance while screaming:
âMORE LEVERAGEEEEE.â
Again:
THIS IS SATIRE.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM GOBLINS. đ°đ„đ
If this made you laugh, leave a like so the goblin council can continue spreading financially irresponsible memes. đ
This is obviously not financial advice.
This is financial goblinry.
RIVER at 7.60 and the goblin council has decided that:
- fundamentals are optional
- risk management is a social construct
- every candle is legally required to go up forever
Meanwhile a goblin analyst armed with 47 chart lines and zero qualifications has declared:
âyes⊠the sacred BUY THE BUY pattern is forming.â
Short sellers reportedly evacuating the kingdom as goblin tanks breach resistance while screaming:
âMORE LEVERAGEEEEE.â
Again:
THIS IS SATIRE.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM GOBLINS. đ°đ„đ
If this made you laugh, leave a like so the goblin council can continue spreading financially irresponsible memes. đ