📊 ETF Drama of the Day:

Bitcoin gang ($BTC)
BlackRock: “We’re still buying, fam.” +522 BTC in the cart 🛒
Meanwhile Bitwise just rage-quit -1,000 BTC like it’s going out of fashion 😭
Overall: -1,779 BTC gone ($198M). Bears doing the limbo again đŸ»đŸ’ƒ

Ethereum squad ($ETH)
BlackRock: accidentally pressed the “withdraw all” button
 -72,893 ETH 😬
Grayscale: “Hold my beer.” -7,865 ETH more đŸș
Total: a massive -92,891 ETH flushed ($370M).
ETH ETFs right now: “Sir, we are leaking.” 🚰