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Is the Nasdaq 100 finally doing something useful for our bags, or is this just another clever trap for the hopeful? 🧐

Well, the US stock market kicked off 2026 with a "recovery," and suddenly all those tech altcoins are acting like they’re the next big thing again. 📈
$BTC
$ETH
$XRP

It’s truly hilarious how we preach "decentralization" until some tech giants in New York sneeze, and then our "revolutionary" tokens follow them like loyal puppies. 🐶

Apparently, your favorite altcoin only pumps because some fund manager decided to go long on old-school tech stocks. 🏦

Guess we’re all just living in the shadows of the Nasdaq now, pretending we’re the main characters of finance. 🤡

Enjoy this "spillover" while the big boys allow it! ✨💸
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