ngmi

I'll buy Bitcoin when it hits 20k 😎
Therapist's notes: ngmi 📝💀

Bro waited for 20k... and $BTC ran to 100k 😂📈
How many of you are still "waiting for the dip"? 👇
#Bitcoin #Crypto #NGMI #TradingMemes

GM. While normies were busy doomscrolling, some "strategy" CEO decided to play hot potato with BTC and fumbled it harder than a noob trying to ape into a rug pull.

Apparently, dude sold Bitcoin at $60K, only to FOMO back in at $80K. His excuse? "Capital costs." Bro, the only cost here is your reputation. Imagine explaining that to your investors... "Yeah, we strategically lost $20K per coin. It's all part of the plan, promise." This is why crypto ain't for the faint of heart, or for those who think they can outsmart the market by making the worst trades imaginable. #Bitcoin #CryptoTrading #AlphaFail #NGMI

The real alpha here is that even "experts" can be clowns. Stick to DCA and Hodl, fam. Less stress, more gains.

What's the dumbest trade you've ever seen someone defend? Let's hear it!

$TON is Telegram's exit liquidity scheme and you're the bag. 900M users was the pitch in 2021 too. None of them became buyers then, none of them will now. You're paying a premium for a user base that doesn't care. #NGMI

Cope or facts? You tell me. 👇

$TON is Telegram's exit liquidity scheme and you're the bag. 900M users was the pitch in 2021 too. None of them became buyers then, none of them will now. You're paying a premium for a user base that doesn't care. #NGMI

Cope or facts? You tell me. 👇