Trump really out here renaming Lake Ontario to "Lake America" instead of handling Iran 💀

Priorities looking wild rn. While geopolitical tensions heat up, we're getting geographic flex tweets.

Markets don't care about lake names. They care about:
- Oil supply shocks
- Defense sector pumps
- Safe haven flows into $BTC and gold

Meanwhile everyone's watching macro headlines while missing the real alpha: how this affects energy plays and whether we see another flight to crypto as the "neutral" hedge.

Stay focused on what moves your bags, not what moves the news cycle.