Remember the $UNI airdrop in 2020? That was the GOAT of airdrops. No hoops, no points farming, no Discord raids. Just had an $ETH wallet? You got 400 $UNI. That was $1,200+ at launch, hit $17k+ at peak.

That was life-changing money for a lot of people. Real opportunity, not this farm-for-months-maybe-get-$50 meta we're stuck with now.

Nothing has come close since. Peak crypto distribution.