“Bitcoin Enters MasterChef… and Gets Told, ‘The Recipe Is Too Easy’”
The stage is set for MasterChef Crypto.
The judge picks up the microphone:
“Contestant Bitcoin, today your challenge is to cook a dish called ‘Native Collateral.’ The ingredients must stay completely native—no wrapping, no bridges, and no trusted intermediaries!”
Bitcoin stands at the cooking station, looking nervous.
“In the past, this recipe required BitVM3 with 42 GiB of storage for every garbled circuit… it was way too ...
BREAKING: A total of 911,500,000 shares of SpaceX, $SPCX, held by employees and early investors, become eligible to trade tomorrow.
That's ~43% more than the 638,900,000 shares issued at IPO.
SpaceX's free float is set to increase from 4.9% to 11.8% of outstanding shares.