1/12) The Cryptocurrency Bull Market Is Here; If You’re New here; Welcome
It’s normal to feel overwhelmed right now; don’t panic
Start by reading my guide to cryptocurrency hitchhiking:
Helping you navigate this incredibly wide world of opportunities, scams, and memes
2/12) Initially, Bitcoin was created
This made a lot of people very angry & was widely considered a bad move
As greed and fear have pushed speculation to maddening heights of hypocrisy
We are in a boom bust cycle; never forget & never forget to bring a towel!
3/12) Say it again;
Many people think we made a big mistake in coming down from the tree in the first place
Some say even trees are a bad move. No one should leave the ocean
This explains why some apparently sane people still support BTC today
4/12) Because it’s a mistake to think that potatoes alone can solve any major problem!
The chances of figuring out what’s really going on with cryptocurrencies are so slim
The only thing left to do is keep it feeling & keep yourself busy with endless crypto research!
5/12) There is a problem with this planet and that is that many people living on this planet are unhappy most of the time
Many solutions have been proposed
But most involve the movement of little green pieces of paper, which is weird because;
It’s not the little green pieces of paper that make you unhappy
6/12) Here’s Why, Paradoxically, Finding a Source of Happiness Outside of Cryptocurrency Is the Key to “Success”
Materialism is a disease; get out & touch the grass!
This is how we overcome the madness of the world we live in
So, for dear life, please hold on to your towel!
7/12) Resist the temptation of maximalism, because there is only madness; psychological trap
Because we must demand that the areas of doubt and uncertainty be strictly defined!
It is enough to see the beauty of the garden, it is not necessary to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of the garden too
8/12) A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of fools
This is why governance is so important in blockchain design!
Protect us from the wonderful properties of human nature
9/12) It is well known that those who most want to dominate others are actually the ones least suited to do so
in conclusion:
Anyone who is capable of being elected president should absolutely not be allowed to hold the job
Power corrupts cryptocurrencies too!
10/12) Value is an illusion. Lunch time doubled
“Of course we have all become very rich since we decided to adopt the leaf as legal tender a few weeks ago”
Don't be fooled by fantasy; this is all bullshit; utilities are being cut through BS
Ask yourself what makes a good SoV
11/12) Go back to first principles & question everything
Only then will you discover what is on the other side of the curtain
Most of what we have been taught in the cryptocurrency space is lies!
Soaring with determination like a bird above the plains of tradition and tradition. Prejudice must have strong wings
12/12) Thanks to Douglas Adams for inspiring us!
This thread quotes & paraphrases The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
If you haven't read or listened to it yet, do yourself a favor and read it. Get started; sometimes it helps not to take things too seriously
So long & thanks for all the fish!