Where do I turn this thing off??
It keeps going off all day long, beeping nonstop!
I keep checking my phone, and it just won't stop ringing!
Even laid-back me is getting annoyed!
I've looked everywhere, but I can't find the switch!
I can't even remember when I turned it on!
Or is it just impossible to turn off!?
This is driving me nuts! Please come rescue my poor, sad soul~