$GRAM Pavlentiy is very upset that the Russian and Iranian intelligence services are amateurs and aren't doing their jobs properly… He doesn't even want to talk about the French—they're slackers…

😐 It's unfair that intelligence agencies offer fewer dating options to CEOs who aren't interested in Asian girls.

👀 Where are the French, Russian, or Iranian "moles"? Not a single female spy has contacted me. Are they even trying? 🤷‍♀️

🌈 France can be forgiven—their decision-makers aren't interested in girls. Everyone else: try harder! 🤨