So it goes:
After analyzing the train schedule in Hamburg, taking into account the paramacitol curves and the segments of Pythagoras. The prosrynka line that intersects with the curve the car is traveling along, taking into account the bicycle's speed over the last 5 charts and setting a candle, I can confidently say that we're in for a trampoline bounce at around the price point. Theoretically, there's support at 74700, and that's the most likely route to 87000, but if it can't break through 74700, then most likely the price will go down, all the way to 61000. Our lower support line is 72300; if it can't break through that either, then with a 99% probability the price will go to 74700 and higher -
So, for the near future, I'm confident that we're in for chart movement in one of the directions mentioned - and with a 99.9% probability, that movement will be either up or down.
Thus, we've analyzed the most likely scenarios, and with this information, I propose opening a long with x100500 leverage and immediately closing it - waiting for the next 15-minute candle, opening exactly the same short with the same leverage and immediately closing it, repeating this three times - that way you'll baffle the market and the market makers, and they'll go to sleep because they've never seen such idiocy before and will think they're tired. This will give you a chance…