BREAKING NEWS: $BTC Just Tripped Over Its Own Feet, and Everyone is Pretending They’re Fine
THE INTERNET — $BTC has decided to take a sudden slide down the chart, dropping to $73,261.26.
Local crypto fans are reacting in the only way they know how: by aggressively refreshing their apps every two seconds while sweating through their shirts.
"Everything is fine," said one local investor, watching his portfolio shrink with a smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes. "It's just a healthy correction. A little discount. Totally normal."
Experts advise everyone to take a deep breath, close their phones, and go outside to touch some grass—at least until the charts stop looking like a dramatic horror movie.
#BTC
THE INTERNET — $BTC has decided to take a sudden slide down the chart, dropping to $73,261.26.
Local crypto fans are reacting in the only way they know how: by aggressively refreshing their apps every two seconds while sweating through their shirts.
"Everything is fine," said one local investor, watching his portfolio shrink with a smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes. "It's just a healthy correction. A little discount. Totally normal."
Experts advise everyone to take a deep breath, close their phones, and go outside to touch some grass—at least until the charts stop looking like a dramatic horror movie.
#BTC
