A quick joke break: up 4.55% in $UAI 5 minutes, now at 0.039.
And me? I closed my position exactly ten minutes before it took off. Does the market have surveillance software installed on my phone?
Still, it’s down 36.99% over 24 hours, so this counts as an oversold bounce. I feel just a tiny bit better.
Don’t forget to check your positions after reading this.

#UAI