People in crypto used to keep an eye on nonfarm payrolls, CPI, and the Fed.
Now they also have to keep an eye on Jensen Huang’s marital status.
NVDA fell more than 4% in overnight trading, after the Nasdaq had just plunged 5.52%, the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index crashed 12%, and BTC followed suit, plummeting to 73K.
Latest news: Jensen Huang publicly admitted to being unfaithful to his wife + is suspected of being caught in a Chinese honeypot. Nvidia extended its after-hours losses to around $178.90. The board has launched an independent investigation, suspecting he was targeted by Chinese intelligence.
After Huang’s affair, Trump said: “He’s a very good guy. I’d be happy to take him on an overseas trip.”
Musk reposted a post saying, “He’s the greatest entrepreneur of this generation; he just did something incredibly stupid,” with the caption: “I agree.”
As for Jensen Huang’s wife, she might stop buying him leather jackets. If they divorce, she’ll take half of his black leather jackets…
Now they also have to keep an eye on Jensen Huang’s marital status.
NVDA fell more than 4% in overnight trading, after the Nasdaq had just plunged 5.52%, the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index crashed 12%, and BTC followed suit, plummeting to 73K.
Latest news: Jensen Huang publicly admitted to being unfaithful to his wife + is suspected of being caught in a Chinese honeypot. Nvidia extended its after-hours losses to around $178.90. The board has launched an independent investigation, suspecting he was targeted by Chinese intelligence.
After Huang’s affair, Trump said: “He’s a very good guy. I’d be happy to take him on an overseas trip.”
Musk reposted a post saying, “He’s the greatest entrepreneur of this generation; he just did something incredibly stupid,” with the caption: “I agree.”
As for Jensen Huang’s wife, she might stop buying him leather jackets. If they divorce, she’ll take half of his black leather jackets…

