$TRUMP Inflation? Gas prices? Never heard of them. Trump is saving America with black caviar at Mar-a-Lago.
While Americans study gas station receipts with tears in their eyes, Mar-a-Lago has found its own way to tackle the crisis.
Just three days before the midterm elections, they threw a “down-to-earth” Halloween party with a wild jungle theme. The highlights of the evening’s anti-crisis program:
• A modest buffet: Guests were exquisitely comforted with elite black caviar.
• Getting close to nature: The hall was flooded with green light, a zebra in a cage was shoved into a corner, and performers in leopard-print latex danced around the guests.
• Trump’s costume: The politician didn’t overthink it, honestly admitting that he got ready in 10 minutes and came dressed as… himself.
President Trump wasn’t the least bit fazed by the possibility of criticism. On the contrary, he personally led journalists into the hall to show off the “wealthy members” of his club, where membership starts at $200,000. So, if you can’t afford gas, just eat caviar in the company of people dressed as cheetahs!$KITE $ETH
While Americans study gas station receipts with tears in their eyes, Mar-a-Lago has found its own way to tackle the crisis.
Just three days before the midterm elections, they threw a “down-to-earth” Halloween party with a wild jungle theme. The highlights of the evening’s anti-crisis program:
• A modest buffet: Guests were exquisitely comforted with elite black caviar.
• Getting close to nature: The hall was flooded with green light, a zebra in a cage was shoved into a corner, and performers in leopard-print latex danced around the guests.
• Trump’s costume: The politician didn’t overthink it, honestly admitting that he got ready in 10 minutes and came dressed as… himself.
President Trump wasn’t the least bit fazed by the possibility of criticism. On the contrary, he personally led journalists into the hall to show off the “wealthy members” of his club, where membership starts at $200,000. So, if you can’t afford gas, just eat caviar in the company of people dressed as cheetahs!$KITE $ETH
