🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE, I’VE UNCOVERED A SECRET CONSPIRACY!
Everyone thinks the Binance hack was the work of ordinary hackers. But let’s turn on our critical thinking and open our third eye! 👁️
Here’s who really needed it:
• Reptilians from the Hollow Earth — they urgently need $BTC to buy thermal underwear and warm up at the planet’s core.
• The Freemasons — they embedded the exchange’s logo in the foundations of their pyramids back in 1700, and now they’re just collecting their well-deserved cashback.
• The Illuminati — they got bored of ruling the world through fiat, so they decided to move entirely to stablecoins.
• The world government — it was checking whether the stolen funds would be enough to build a lunar base for its personal security detail.
Are you already knitting tinfoil hats too, or do you still believe in blockchain? Let’s discuss in the comments! 👇
#tigerstreet
Everyone thinks the Binance hack was the work of ordinary hackers. But let’s turn on our critical thinking and open our third eye! 👁️
Here’s who really needed it:
• Reptilians from the Hollow Earth — they urgently need $BTC to buy thermal underwear and warm up at the planet’s core.
• The Freemasons — they embedded the exchange’s logo in the foundations of their pyramids back in 1700, and now they’re just collecting their well-deserved cashback.
• The Illuminati — they got bored of ruling the world through fiat, so they decided to move entirely to stablecoins.
• The world government — it was checking whether the stolen funds would be enough to build a lunar base for its personal security detail.
Are you already knitting tinfoil hats too, or do you still believe in blockchain? Let’s discuss in the comments! 👇
#tigerstreet
