$SOL Your favorite crypto project is about to be hacked by a North Korean who has been trained to hack since the age of 7

This is how North Korea’s human hacker factory works:

Stage 1:

> The regime recruits the brightest math students (age 7)
> The top 50 students go to Kumsong Middle School
> 70% of Kumsong’s curriculum: computers
> Students wear military uniforms from day one

Stage 2:

> The absolute best go to Mirim College
> 5 years at North Korea’s secret hacker school
> Training in Java and Windows exploitation
> Many still don’t know they’re being trained as state hackers

Stage 3:

> Sent to China to learn about the free internet
> Study Western communication culture
> Receive perks that keep them loyal
> Master the norms of LinkedIn and X, DeFi, and crypto

Congratulations, you return as a state cyber soldier